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18th-Feb-2008 12:07 pm - Holidays
"You're not working on Presidents' Day are you?"

Yeah, I'm working. Shit, I don't think we get anything off unless Jesus was born, died or un-died on it.
31st-Jan-2008 06:31 pm - He/She truly was a talking hat!
(4:32:13 PM) talkinghats77: i say, old bean, have you seen my hat?
(4:32:13 PM) Me <AUTO-REPLY> : I'm not here right now
(5:13:55 PM) Me: awesome

The coolest random I.M. I've gotten in a long time.
If you'd like to top it or say hello I am jasonwert on both aim and yahoo I.M.
17th-Jul-2007 02:03 pm - Help me Rikki Tikki Tavi, I've been Kipled!
(1:28:19 PM) Me: the coolest thing about kipling is he wrote Rikki Tikki Tavi!
(1:28:32 PM) : sounds vaguely familiar
(1:28:35 PM) Me: gah!
(1:28:47 PM) : ?
(1:28:50 PM) Me: its like the coolest kids story ever
(1:29:02 PM) Me: about a mongoose fucking the shit up of some cobras
(1:29:02 PM) : oh
(1:29:20 PM) : remember, i dun like kids :/
(1:29:21 PM) Me: I think, that's what it says on the book's jacket
(1:29:27 PM) Me: but you were one
(1:29:35 PM) : but i was weird
(1:29:43 PM) : i did not have a normal childhood
(1:29:54 PM) Me: "mongoose fucking the shit up of some cobras" so says the book publisher
(1:29:59 PM) : haha
(1:30:01 PM) : awesome



I know I've blathered before about how cool the Chuck Jones animated short of Rikki Tikki Tavi is, but it and the animated version of Animal Farm are probably the two cartoons that had the most long term effect on me.
If you haven't seen this and you have kids, rent it. It's great, although a little scary at times. Wikipedia has an excellent plot summary of the story.
29th-Jun-2007 02:47 pm - AIM quote
(2:44:15 PM) Me: dude, I have such a strong stomach...i could eat a nutty bar with one hand and shovel poop with the other
25th-Feb-2007 02:38 pm - The Helen Keller Blues
(02:33:47 PM) jasonwert: yes 'em
(02:34:19 PM) baghdadbutcher69: glasses are cool
(02:34:34 PM) baghdadbutcher69: my own pretty much finish off my entire style of being a walking anachronism
(02:35:03 PM) jasonwert: my glasses finish off my entire style of not walking into walls!
(02:35:31 PM) baghdadbutcher69: yeah, blindo
(02:35:58 PM) jasonwert: words cannot express the depths of my blindness. Hellen keller would be like "Bitch, you be blind!!"
(02:36:23 PM) baghdadbutcher69: Except she would say it to your hands
12th-Jun-2006 12:12 pm - Chat
[12:10] JasonWert: There is a castle Wertenberg in Germany
[12:11] JasonWert: is should move into it. It would be like an episode of Scooby Doo
[12:11] JasonWert: it would be haunted by Don Knotts
24th-May-2006 10:51 pm - Conversations with today's youth Part 1
[22:47] jasonwert:  where were you when you got kissed?
[22:48] r_wertenberger: in the back of her friends car
[22:48] r_wertenberger: we were takin pictures on the way to monroe
[22:48] jasonwert:  did you give her the onion
[22:48] r_wertenberger: o
[22:48] r_wertenberger: no*
[22:48] jasonwert:  wimp
[22:48] r_wertenberger: ha ha very funny
[22:48] jasonwert:  girlfriends are so gay
[22:49] r_wertenberger: lol
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