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1st-Mar-2008 09:18 pm - Fat Cat Balancing Act
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18th-Feb-2008 01:13 pm - 14 Little-Known Presidential Nicknames
   14 Little-Known Presidential Nicknames

   1. James “Old Seeds & Stems” Polk
   2. William “White Thunder” Taft
   3. Gerald “The Sage of Grand Rapids” Ford
   4. Calvin “The Yankee Caligula” Coolidge
   5. Franklin “Gotcha Nose” Pierce
   6. Andrew "Hickory Smoked" Jackson
   7. James “The” Madison
   8. Grover “Rerun” Cleveland
   9. Thomas “Jungle Fever” Jefferson
  10. Franklin “Whoop Whoop” Roosevelt
  11. Zachary “The Tool Man” Taylor
  12. Rutherford “Purple” Hayes
  13. Lyndon “Gentleman Bird” Johnson
  14. James “the Bachelor” Buchanan “If You Know What I Mean”

Stolen from Woot.com


I'd have to say that I think the best president was F.D.R., while the current one is fairly sorta shitty. Probably not the worse, but has really fucked up quite a bit. How about you, what do you think?

24th-Jan-2008 09:44 pm - Click if your computer screen is dirty.
Clean your computer screen through the internets!

http://www.linein.org/media/screenclean.swf

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15th-Nov-2007 01:38 pm - Where's Uncle Ben?


I'm not exactly sure why, but this one made me laugh out loud.
5th-Nov-2007 09:33 am - This is what Budweiser makes me feel like...
Beer-poop
17th-Aug-2007 12:54 pm - The Game Atari Should Have Made
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Make your own Atari game label @ http://www.labelmaker2600.com/
17th-Aug-2007 12:43 pm - Never Trust A Baby with a Mustache
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"Never Trust A Baby with a Mustache" pin
16th-Aug-2007 08:06 pm - Elvis Sucks




Chuck D: 
"Elvis was a hero to most, but he never meant shit to me. Yes, he’s straight up racist--the sucker was simple and plain."

Flavor Flav:
"Motherfuck him and John Wayne!"
10th-Aug-2007 10:49 pm - Close Encounters of the 'Coon Kind!
Just about every weekend, I go to dump garbage at work and find one of two raccoons stuck in the bottom of the dumpster. They can get in, but the dumpster is too deep for them to climb out when it's empty.
 We have a routine, where I place this board into the dumpster and they walk right out.
A coupe weeks ago I documented it:


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11th-Jul-2007 11:04 pm - Strangers with Steroids
One of my favorite episodes of Strangers with Candy. Jerri is about to be kicked off the girls' track team and lose her chance to take a bath with the nubile teens. Desperate, ala Barry Bonds, she turns to medical science. If you don't find these funny, you may be a replicant like in Blade Runner, you inhuman bastard.
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