1. James “Old Seeds & Stems” Polk 2. William “White Thunder” Taft 3. Gerald “The Sage of Grand Rapids” Ford 4. Calvin “The Yankee Caligula” Coolidge 5. Franklin “Gotcha Nose” Pierce 6. Andrew "Hickory Smoked" Jackson 7. James “The” Madison 8. Grover “Rerun” Cleveland 9. Thomas “Jungle Fever” Jefferson 10. Franklin “Whoop Whoop” Roosevelt 11. Zachary “The Tool Man” Taylor 12. Rutherford “Purple” Hayes 13. Lyndon “Gentleman Bird” Johnson 14. James “the Bachelor” Buchanan “If You Know What I Mean”
I'd have to say that I think the best president was F.D.R., while the current one is fairly sorta shitty. Probably not the worse, but has really fucked up quite a bit. How about you, what do you think?
10th-Aug-2007 10:49 pm - Close Encounters of the 'Coon Kind!
Just about every weekend, I go to dump garbage at work and find one of two raccoons stuck in the bottom of the dumpster. They can get in, but the dumpster is too deep for them to climb out when it's empty. We have a routine, where I place this board into the dumpster and they walk right out. A coupe weeks ago I documented it:
One of my favorite episodes of Strangers with Candy. Jerri is about to be kicked off the girls' track team and lose her chance to take a bath with the nubile teens. Desperate, ala Barry Bonds, she turns to medical science.
If you don't find these funny, you may be a replicant like in Blade Runner, you inhuman bastard.